Feature Archive
» LoserTube.com
Sadly, The Devolution Will Be Televised
» Got Milk? REJECTS
Ads TOO HOT for the U.S. Dairy Association.
» The Rev. Jerry Falwell
Is absolutely, positively NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!
» Doggies of Hanoi
Meet the most sweetestest Vietnamese doggies ever.
» Dick Cheney Gun Club
Hunting with the Veep is always a total BLAST!
» Baby Review Honest evaluations of recently disgorged humanity.
» Cheapie Creepy Masks!
Printable costumes for neo-Satanic autumnal fun.
» Stopid Burnet Jokes
Proud blonde Kim Nerbak dishes brutal payback.
» Punished by GOD!
Seven deadly sins yield seven deformed sinners.
» Dear John Letters
Compose your very own with this swell generator.
» Elephant Man Stand-Up
Crazy man John Merrick serves up the chuckles.
» The Cosmic Peephole!
Tap into Dionne Warwick's powers of ultra-voyeurism.
» Iwon Mike Vawentines!
Vewy speciawl wetters fwom Mike Tyson.
» Santa Letter Generator
Beg the fat man with this nifty techno-doodad.
» Instant Bureaucracy!
Emulate the lifestyle of a ladder-climbing automaton.
» RAD Spells & Curses
From Mistress Raven: bound concubine of SATAN!
» Loserscopes
From unemployed astrology hobbyist Pam Heffernin.
» Comic Strip Kooky pictures & words COMBINED to mirthful effect.
» Kitty Gone to Heaven
The widow Ester Brimley eulogizes a bevy of felines.
» Teen Poetry Corner
An explosion of pubescent literary adventure.
» CATFIGHT! Zillion dollar trophy wives bear gilded claws and show NO MERCY.
» Humbert Humbert STAR TALK Dishing with ripe morsels Mary-Kate & Ashley
» Pork: The Other Ads
Astonishingly appetizing interweb advertisements.
» Ultimate Screen Savior
Compute with the "All- You-Can-Eat Last Supper"
» Animal Defense Militia
Total beast sovereignty – by any means necessary.
» The Erudite Laborer
His poetic catcalls set lady pedestrians' loins ablaze.
» Campus Bulletin Board
Print 'em. Post 'em. Watch blessed chaos unfold.
» Vomitorium Crockery Skeletal temptress Kate Moss knows tons and tons.
» Virtual Housecalls
The Internet MD serves up sound medical diagnoses.
» Office Fun Signs Sow neato workplace scandal and acrimony!
» Instant Oscar Speeches
Courtesy of the Academy Award Speech Generator.
» EXTREME PRAYER
Hip, "edgy" prayers crackling with attitude!
» The Wrath of Brad!
Interstellar woe be upon his heartless tormentors.
» World of Sweaters!
A poetic tribute from the handsome brothers Kriegel.
» Teen Movie Pitches
Generate your own - just like a Hollywood big shot.
» Jack McCracken FIGHTS DIRTY! He takes gold in the playground bully olympics.
» Andy Rooney's "TOO HOT FOR TV!" CBS' Little Mr. Cranky – UNCENSORED!
» The Disciplinary Nanny
Bringing Traditionalist Chic to Professional Child Care.
» Jerry Garcia Autopsy! A way special look at the rockingest autopsy ever.
» The Emotional Tampon
Nice guy Carl finishes last in love — again & again!
» Geriatric Erotica
Elder-romances so naughty, they're bound in leather.
» Cheerleader Epiphanies
Earth-shattering realizations from Sue-Jane Kruxler.
» Frat Beat The radical zine that's got college Greeks totally pumped!
» Cletus' Critter Safari
Like a National Geographic special, cept'n different.
» Chia Puberty Charming marble figurines capture the magic of puberty.
» Postal Proposals
Miss Peggy reaches out to super-dreamy hunkazoids.
» Vatican Teen These kids are putting the "I can!" back in Vat-i-can!
» Budget Orgy Planning
Caligula Caesar shares his voluminous knowledge.
» NRA Kooky Kids Korner Wacky juvenile gun fun from the Nat'l Rifle Association.
» Church of Satan Picnic Planner For practioners of open-air ritual feasting.
» Suzanne's Oral Path- ology Guide: Tongue spots & cancres & sores – oh my!
» La Casa de Scrapple
It's so more than just pig head-and-anus meat loaf...
» Newspeak Monologues Clinton-era doubleplus ha-ha from TV's Jay Leno
» Truth in Advertising Long ago, when Surgeons General kept their filthy traps shut...
» Self Help With Lori
For THREE YEARS she listened (and couldn't care less).